Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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