DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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One, two, three, four and five

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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