- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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