- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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