So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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