Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Where's my baby??

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

what did one computer say to the other .........

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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