It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Where's my baby??

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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