- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

what did one computer say to the other .........

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."