- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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