- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

A guy walks into a bar

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

j.p. is dumb

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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