- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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