Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Happy Monday!

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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