1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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