A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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