How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Eric is gay Ha

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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