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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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