- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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