- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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