- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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