- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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