Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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