Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

A man did not like this site

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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