- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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