- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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