- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

A guy at a baseball game....

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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