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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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