- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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