- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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