Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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