- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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