- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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