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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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