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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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