How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Get up Look in the mirror

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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