- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

My dog barks when someones at the door.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Communism hehe xd

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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