Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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