How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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one stop shop

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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Women's rights.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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