Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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