What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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guess what what ...

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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Hello penis

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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