- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

^ That's not even funny ^

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

who do we all like george goodburn

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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