- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

who do we all like george goodburn

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

What is my name? I dont know

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

every cloud has a silver lining

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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