- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

one morning i turned on my tv

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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