'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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the sky is green no it is not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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