What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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A young baby died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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9/11

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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