- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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