- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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