- Anti Joke

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

what do you call a black chef glendon

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What is life? Paul.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.