- Anti Joke

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator