- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What is life? Paul.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

what do you call a black chef glendon

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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