- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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A van drives into a car.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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